Scots are known for their wordplay and even the English language in Scotland has plenty of everyday words with totally different meanings - including seemingly innocent ones like winch or tube.
As we merge comedic wordplay with our own languages like Scots to create hilarious outcomes, the pun-nacle of this wit can be found all over the businesses that you casually happen upon here.
For example, if you visited Scotland but didn’t get the chance to hunt Nessie in the Scottish Highlands then you needn't worry, who needs Loch Ness when you’ve got Wok Ness available in Edinburgh.
Indeed, there’s a pun for every kind of buyer in Scotland. So, here are 32 punny Scottish business names for you to enjoy.
21. Sofa King Cheap
Nothing more to say here, just sound it out and you've got it (they're very affordable!) Located in Uddingston, Glasgow. Photo: via Paul Dempsey
22. T Ann Cake
Run by a lady called Ann in Dundee, this is a straight-to-the-point advertisement of what you can expect at this charming little cafe. Photo: via BBC
23. Firth of Froth
The Firth of Forth is a line of Scottish rivers which meets the North Sea in Fife, and this old coffee shop cleverly references it as well as the froth you'd get on their coffees. Photo: via Firth of Froth Facebook
24. The Lunatic Fringe
The punny title of this hairdresser located in Glasgow is truly a 'cut' above the rest... Photo: via Pinterest