Scots are known for their wordplay and even the English language in Scotland has plenty of everyday words with totally different meanings - including seemingly innocent ones like winch or tube.
As we merge comedic wordplay with our own languages like Scots to create hilarious outcomes, the pun-nacle of this wit can be found all over the businesses that you casually happen upon here.
For example, if you visited Scotland but didn’t get the chance to hunt Nessie in the Scottish Highlands then you needn't worry, who needs Loch Ness when you’ve got Wok Ness available in Edinburgh.
Indeed, there’s a pun for every kind of buyer in Scotland. So, here are 32 punny Scottish business names for you to enjoy.
17. Reservoir Logs
Yet another reference to a crime film by a Scottish business (Reservoir Dogs), this business certainly wasn't stumped when it came to log-related humour or quality dia-log. Photo: via Edinburgh Cylex
18. AWafer ACone YaNugget (Karen's)
If you know, you know... The name of this Glaswegian restaurant is a witty pun for how Scots can say: "I'm away for an (icecream) cone, you nugget!" With the last word being slang for a stupid person. Photo: Submitted Photo
19. Glasgrow
You grow girl! Found in Glasgow's Merchant City, this wee establishment is a hydroponics store - a type of hydroculture which involves growing plants. Photo: via BBC
20. Wool for Ewe
"And I wool always love ewe...!" A classic of Scottish stores with puns, a ewe refers to a female sheep. Photo: Submitted Photo