Scots are known for their wordplay and even the English language in Scotland has plenty of everyday words with totally different meanings - including seemingly innocent ones like winch or tube.
As we merge comedic wordplay with our own languages like Scots to create hilarious outcomes, the pun-nacle of this wit can be found all over the businesses that you casually happen upon here.
For example, if you visited Scotland but didn’t get the chance to hunt Nessie in the Scottish Highlands then you needn't worry, who needs Loch Ness when you’ve got Wok Ness available in Edinburgh.
Indeed, there’s a pun for every kind of buyer in Scotland. So, here are 32 punny Scottish business names for you to enjoy.
25. Glasgow's Miles Batter
A common debate in Scotland is which city is better, Edinburgh or Glasgow? In response you may hear "Glasgow's miles better" and this Glasgow-based chippy took full advantage of that. Photo: Thomas Nugent via Geograph
26. Bonnie Tilers
Have you got problems with your roof tiles? Are you holding out for a hero there? This Glasgow-based tiler is here to help. Photo: via Paul Dempsey
27. Weans World
A reference to the popular 1992 comedy starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, this nods to the Scots word "wean" which refers to a child as this is a children's clothing store. Photo: via Glasgow Live
28. Ayr Guitar
Ayr is a small town in Scotland which hosts this musical instrument shop, the puns just write themselves at this point! Photo: YouTube Screengrab