Scots are known for their wordplay and even the English language in Scotland has plenty of everyday words with totally different meanings - including seemingly innocent ones like winch or tube.
As we merge comedic wordplay with our own languages like Scots to create hilarious outcomes, the pun-nacle of this wit can be found all over the businesses that you casually happen upon here.
For example, if you visited Scotland but didn’t get the chance to hunt Nessie in the Scottish Highlands then you needn't worry, who needs Loch Ness when you’ve got Wok Ness available in Edinburgh.
Indeed, there’s a pun for every kind of buyer in Scotland. So, here are 32 punny Scottish business names for you to enjoy.
13. Natural Born Grillers
Better to be a cereal killer than the other kind, this is a witty nod to the 1994 crime film starring Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson but instead we've now got a charming wee cafe in Bridgeton, Glasgow. Photo: Submitted Photo
14. Dae-It-Yersel (DIY)
While 99% of English speakers know DIY to mean "do it yourself" in Scotland you'll find the alternate "dae it yersel" version with this home improvement shop in Dunoon. Photo: Submitted Photo
15. BaGet Stuffed
Well we all prefer our baguette stuffed don't we? This cheeky business name belongs to a sandwich shop in Edinburgh who are always bread-y with the banter. Photo: Submitted Photo
16. Spex Pistols
When it comes to business this optical boutique in Dundee understands that "spex sells", so they've made a true spectacle of themselves to attract you to their store where they can improve your spex appeal. Photo: via Spex Pistols website