Scots are known for their wordplay and even the English language in Scotland has plenty of everyday words with totally different meanings - including seemingly innocent ones like winch or tube.
As we merge comedic wordplay with our own languages like Scots to create hilarious outcomes, the pun-nacle of this wit can be found all over the businesses that you casually happen upon here.
For example, if you visited Scotland but didn’t get the chance to hunt Nessie in the Scottish Highlands then you needn't worry, who needs Loch Ness when you’ve got Wok Ness available in Edinburgh.
Indeed, there’s a pun for every kind of buyer in Scotland. So, here are 32 punny Scottish business names for you to enjoy.
9. Heavy Gutted
If your dirty house needs gutted then these Glaswegian domestic cleaners are here to help but will be "heavy gutted" (Scottish: very disappointed) if you don't pick them. Photo: Submitted Photo
10. The Fast and the Furriest
"I don't have friends, I have furmaly..." - Dog Toretto. This is a dog-walking service which serves in Dundee and its surrounding areas. Photo: via The Fast and the Furriest Website
11. MacBet
The original 'Macbeth' tells the story of a Scottish character making this business name for a betting shop in Scotland very on-brand, so long as it doesn't turn out like Shakespeare's original tale (spoilers: everyone dies!) Photo: via The Racing Forum
12. Calm A Khazi
Did you know that 'khazi' is a slang word for the toilet? Well now you do, and rest assured that with this plumbing business your trip to the khazi will never be so catastrophic. Photo: Submitted Photo