Neil Warnock is one of the most quotable, honest and hilarious managers the British game has ever had and finally, at the grand age of 75, the eagle has landed in the cinch Premiership after being appointed interim manager of Aberdeen.
Affectionally nicknamed 'Colin', Warnock has never held back in his opinions on officials, opposition players and football ownership so his stint at Pittodrie, however long or short it may be, is certain to be memorable.
Here are 15 of Neil Warnock's best quotes.

9. Warnock explaining how he would have dealt with a tunnel bust-up involving Paddy Kenny and Kevin Muscat...
"Paddy has a balloon on his forehead like you have never seen. If somebody headbutted me like somebody has headbutted Kenny, then I would chin him." | Steve Riding Photo: Steve Riding

10. On his school days...
"The report I remember most vividly from school is the one I destroyed before I got home, telling my parents I'd lost it. Three words stood out, and still do: Must try harder" | ECM Events Photo: ECM Events

11. On using the Olympics as inspiration...
"I used the Olympics in my team talk. When I went to bed, Kelly Holmes turned me on - which is sad for me isn't it? But when I watched Kelly and the relay lads, their ambition was to aim for the top. Now I think I have a group of lads who should look at themselves and also aim for the top." | Alex Pantling Photo: Alex Pantling

12. On his Sheffield United players misbehaving in public...
“I don’t think we’ve got a discipline problem. It’s the players who are thick who are causing the problems.” | Tony Johnson Photo: Tony Johnson

