But these Scottish business owners have gone ten steps further. Not only are these names memorable, they’re absolutely bloody hilarious.
From Captain Dugwash to Glasgow classic Florist Gump, we take a look at a dozen of the nation’s punniest shop names.
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6. Mulkanwan, Glasgow
Possibly the finest name for a Glasgow coffee house ever. Photo: facebook.com/Mulkanwan

7. Jac-O-Bite restaurant, Kyle
Sadly missed this last time I was up in Kyle. I would've kilt for a bite to eat. Photo: -

8. Wool for Ewe, Aberdeen
Terrific bit of punnery here and the cutest signage. A true classic of the genre. Photo: -
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