Edinburgh Fringe: 25 of the all-time funniest jokes, puns and one-liners

By Sarah Wilson

Published 28th Feb 2019, 14:03 GMT

Updated 9th Jul 2019, 13:07 GMT

The 25 best Edinburgh Fringe jokes

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The Edinburgh Fringe is one of the best places to see world-class comedians.

These are some of the best jokes and one-liners we've heard at the Edinburgh Fringe over the past few years.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it its probably s**t. (2014)

placeholder image — Love is like a fart. If you have to force it its probably s**t. (2014)

My grandad has a chair in his shower which makes him feel old, so in order to feel young he sits on it backwards like a cool teacher giving an assembly about drugs. (2016)

placeholder image — My grandad has a chair in his shower which makes him feel old, so in order to feel young he sits on it backwards like a cool teacher giving an assembly about drugs. (2016)

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. (2011)

placeholder image — Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. (2011)

You cant lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesnt come back, then what youve lost is a pigeon. (2014)

placeholder image — You cant lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesnt come back, then what youve lost is a pigeon. (2014)

Theres only one thing I cant do that white people can do, and thats play pranks at international airports. (2014)

placeholder image — Theres only one thing I cant do that white people can do, and thats play pranks at international airports. (2014)

If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, youre just late. (2014)

placeholder image — If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, youre just late. (2014)

Hilary Clinton has shown that any woman can be president, as long as your husband did it first. (2016)

placeholder image — Hilary Clinton has shown that any woman can be president, as long as your husband did it first. (2016)

Im learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But Ive got the ins and outs. (2014)

placeholder image — Im learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But Ive got the ins and outs. (2014)

Feminism is not a fad. Its not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. Bad example. (2014)

placeholder image — Feminism is not a fad. Its not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. Bad example. (2014)

I have two boys, 5 and 6. Were no good at naming things in our house. (2017)

placeholder image — I have two boys, 5 and 6. Were no good at naming things in our house. (2017)

My mother told me, you dont have to put anything in your mouth you dont want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards. (2011)

placeholder image — My mother told me, you dont have to put anything in your mouth you dont want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards. (2011)